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Little johnny learns birds and the bees
Saturday morning little Johnny wakes up and as he is about to go downstairs to watch Saturday morning cartoons
he hears loud noise coming from down the hall.
He follows the sound which brings him to his mum and dads bedroom.
Curious about what the noise is he slowly opens the bedroom door and pushes it open.
He sees his dad has mom bent over the nightstand just giving it to her he hears the door open and turns around mid pump.
Dad sees little johnny with a scared look and not knowing what to do cracks a huge grin and gives johnny a thumbs up with a little chuckle.
Jhonny closed the door and headed down the hall back to his bedroom.
About 30 min later after mom and dad finish dad says to mom as he is getting dressed
“I better go have a chat with little johnny about the bird’s and the bee’s because he kinda walked in and caught us.
So after getting dressed dad starts walking down the hall to little Johnny’s bedroom and starts hearing this loud noise.
Confused what the noise is he slowly opens the bedroom door and swings it open to see johnny has grandma bent over the toy box just going to town on grandma.
Mid stroke johnny hears the door swing open looks back and sees dad with an expression of shock on his face.
Then little Johnny looks at dad with a huge grin and with a little chuckle says to his dad ” Its not so funny when it’s your mom eh?“.
An elderly Italian man went to his local parish priest
An elderly Italian man went to his local parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
“Of course, my son,” replied the priest.
“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans;
I hid her up in the attic, and they never found her.”
“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.
“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her
I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” replied the priest.
“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. May I ask another question?”
“Of course, my son,” replied the priest.
The old man then asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”
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